Vegas
Voters May Decide
the Presidential Election
INSIDE VEGAS by Steve Miller
AmericanMafia.com
September 29, 2008
LAS VEGAS - The nation can finally relax!
The free world is in good hands if an ABC News prediction comes
true.
According to ABC, Nevada is the
state that may hold the swing votes to determine who will be elected the
next President of the United States.
Three quarters of Nevada's registered,
and soon-to-be registered, voters live right here in Vegas. I know them
well, and take pride in telling the real story about their town, warts
and all.
No matter what the rest of the nation thinks,
the voters of Nevada (i.e. Las Vegas) are solidly uncommitted and proudly
holding on to their undecided status. No matter what's happened on the
campaign trail, Sin City voters either aren't paying attention, or just
can't make up their minds, according to all national polls.
As a life long Nevadan, let me share a
few statistics that will surely soothe the nerves of voters in the nation's
more decided states.
Nevada's Current Leaders:
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Top - L to R: Senator Harry Reid, Mayor
Oscar Goodman
Bottom - L to R: Jan Jones, Terri Lanni,
Sig Rogich and Billy Vasiliadis
Three quarters of Nevada's registered voters
reside in the Las Vegas metropolitan area.
Nevada is the state that gifted our nation
with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.
Las Vegas has three times elected Oscar
Goodman -- a mob lawyer -- to be its mayor.
Las Vegas is a sanctuary city, and was
recently referred to as "North East Los Angeles."
Most of our state's leaders don't live
here.
The average Las Vegas resident has lived
here for less than three years, and almost half of our most recent arrivals
don't read or speak the English language.
Nevada (Las Vegas) has the third highest
population in the nation of persons who lack a high school diploma.
Nevada has the third lowest expenditure
per pupil, some of the most crowded classrooms, and one of the highest
high school drop out rates in the nation.
Las Vegas has one of the highest crime
rates in the US, along with one of the lowest voter participation rates.
Nevada is the only state that does not
have video cameras installed in police and highway patrol cruisers.
And, Las Vegas has more smokers per capita
than any other US city along with the highest incidence of lung cancer.
Both political parties are working overtime
registering new voters in Las Vegas. Reno is a much smaller metro area,
and its voters are mostly well educated conservatives who've lived in Nevada
for generations, so they're being ignored by those who want change.
But in the southern part of the state,
our nine Spanish language TV channels, two newspapers, and six radio stations
are making a fortune running presidential campaign ads for those who recently
immigrated to Las Vegas, lured here by low paying jobs in the casino industry
-- jobs once held by American citizens at higher pay scales.
Nevada is ripe for this kind of political
advertising because having to prove legal status in our country is usually
met here with protests from the local American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)
claiming civil rights violations.
Only a health permit and a Bank of America
check cashing card is needed in order to register to vote in LV, and neither
the Clark County Health Department nor B of A will verify legal status
for fear of challenge by the ACLU.
Most of the casino bosses run their Las
Vegas resort properties from their beach homes in Southern California.
They fly to Vegas in thirty minutes via corporate jets to address
their employees at corporation sponsored political rallies, always with
the help of translators. Then they fly home for dinner.
I'm always amazed when local TV political
pundits invite Laguna Beach residents including MGM CEO Terri Lanni and
Harrah's VP Jan
Jones to Channel 8's LV studios to discuss local issues such as amnesty
(for their underpaid workers); how to fund our states' grossly under funded
schools; and who to vote for.
Also, often seen on Channel 8 is political
campaign manager Sig Rogich who runs Nevada's Republican campaigns, and
his business partner and best friend Billy Vasiliadis who runs Nevada's
Democratic campaigns. They pretend to be rivals when encouraging voters
to elect their clients -- clients who invariably favor not raising
the gross gambling tax to fund education.
Mr. Lanni is the head of the corporation
that just sold
50% of its stock to the United Arab Emirates. Jones is mainly involved
with building competitive to Nevada Harrah's casinos outside Nevada in
cities with faltering economies. Inside our state, Rogich, Vasiliadis,
Lanni, and Jones are considered patriots, and experts on almost all subjects
that affect our quality of life.
It's good to know they're watching over
us.
Senator Reid may have a 10% approval rating
nationally, but in Nevada, he's considered a home town hero. And almost
everyone in Southern Nevada adores current Mayor Goodman and former Mayor
Jones.
Ms.
Jones, Mayor Goodman, and Senator Reid's son Rory (left) are considering
runs for Nevada governor in 2010. A race involving such popular local politicians
would be too close to call, especially after thousands of first time Nevada
voters are being registered for this year's election.
With the above background, qualifications,
employers, and advisors, we Nevadans have the luxury of taking our time
to decide whether to vote for John Sidney McCain, or Barack Hussain Obama.
And if ABC News' prediction is correct,
and if we remain the last last swing state, America can sleep tight knowing
Nevada voters are in good hands with advisors like Reid, Goodman, Rogich,
and Vasiliadis, and employers like Lanni and Jones espousing their views
every time we turn on the TV or read the LV SUN.
If we are the swing state, you can bet
Las Vegas voters will be well informed by the people named above.
We'll be ready and able to decide your
future on November 4.
Trust us!