|Subject:francesca the screenwriter...|
First there was...
Well, Coppola and Puzo, hold onto your statuettes, 'cause here comes MY version of "The Godfather"...
~~ "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"I'm gonna make him a hairpiece he can't refuse."
~~ "No Sicilian can refuse any request on his daughter's wedding day."
"No Forum wiseguy can refuse any request to Francesca on ANY day."
~~ Sal: Tom, can you get me off the hook, for old time sake?"
Francesca: "J.R. can you stop touting your articles on the Forum?"
~~ "Now listen, I want somebody good, and I mean very good, to plant that
gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands."
"Now listen, I want somebody good and I mean very good to plant that
gun. I don't want Cesca coming out of that toilet with just her nail
file in her hands."
~~ "Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever take
sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."
"Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever use my
make-up again. Ever."
~~ "But that aside, let me say that I swear on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the
one to break the peace we've made here today."
"But that aside, let me say that I swear on the soul of my manicurist, that I will not be the one to
break the peace we've made here on the Forum today."
~~ "Mr. Corleone is Johnny's Godfather. To the Italian people, that is a
very religious, sacred, close relationship."
"Francesca is the Forum Princess. To the Forum wiseguys that is a very sacred, close
~~ Sonny: "How's Paulie?"
Francesca: "How's Dice?"
~~ "Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediately."
"Francesca is a Princess who insists on hearing how adorable she is."
~~ "Certainly he can present a bill for his services. After all, we are
not communists. But he must let us draw water from the well."
"Certainly other women can post messages on the Forum.
After all, I'm not selfish. But I must remain THE Princess."
~~ "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"
"Leave the gun. Take the blow dryer."
~~ "My father taught me many things...keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
"Becoming a Princess I learned many things...keep your friends close,
but your charge cards closer."
~~ "I'd give 4 million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting."
"I'd give 4 million just to have my nails dry without smudging one."
~~ "Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel!"
("Rick, we're bigger than Gangland.com!")
~~ "Yeah, a buffer. The family had a lot of buffers."
"Yeah, a wannabee. The Forum has a lot of wiseguy wannabees."
~~ "I don't trust a doctor who can hardly speak English."
"I don't trust a wiseguy who can hardly speak Brooklynese."
~~ "Every time I put the line down I would say a Hail Mary, and every
time I said a Hail Mary, I would catch a fish."
"Every time I went into Francesca's room I would see her make-up, and
every time I saw her make-up, I HAD to borrow a lipstick."
~~ "Hail Mary, full of grace..." BAM!
"Hail Mary, full of grace..." BAM!
~~ "Michael, why are the drapes open?"
"Rick, why didn't my column get top billing on the home page?"
~~ "I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the
table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't."
"I'm going to get a facial. When I come back, if you're in the chat room, I'll know I have a
conversation. If you aren't, I'll know I don't."
~~ "Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more
than money, more than power."
"Good health is the most important thing. More than a sale at Sak's,
more than a great hair day, more than losing 5 lbs."
~~ "Where's Michael? I've got things to get straight with him and I can't
wait on line."
"Where's J.R.? When is that Colombo piece gonna be finished? I can't wait foreva!"
~~ "What's with him? I gotta get a letter of introduction to have a 'sitdown'?"
"What's with you J.R.? Every time you're on the Louie Free radio program we gotta hear about
Otay, take a short intermission now...go potty...get more
~~ "I will never work for you. I have bad memories. I'll always be your
son, but I will never have anything to do with your business."
"I will never write a column for you. I'll always check out your website, but I'll never leave my
goombahs at Americanmafia.com."
~~ "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
"Just when I thought all my nails were dry, I smudge one."
~~ Mary: "I love you cuz."
Musicgal: "I love you Tex."
~~ "Nephew, from this day forward, call yourself Vincent Corleone."
"Francesca, from this day forward, call yourself the Americanmafia.com Princess."
~~ "Why was I so feared?"
"Why am I so adorable?"
~~ Mary's last line..."Dad?"
Francesca's last line..."Goombahs?
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